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Friday, August 10th, 2007
5:45 pm
[professorpimp]
Silly kids and their silly problems
Today while I was on my break comparing the colors suitable for the interior of a house by myself, some little girl came into my class and threw herself at me. I mean, it's not the first time, but pimp slapping her for her insolence isn't technically legal here, so I had to appeared like I cared.


You know what her problem was? Her twit ass boyfriend had told her that he wanted a break! Why the hell do I care?! Do I seem like the person suited for this. Just because I know all about matching fashionably does not make me a sensitive guy.

So I just told her to tough it out and if she felt like seeing someone I could call an old acquaintance and  get her a discount, I mean really.

What's wrong with these kids!!

Current Mood: Punk ass *mumble*
Monday, July 9th, 2007
2:53 am
[finn_swindle]
Nurrgh.
*Finn Swindle stumbles into the Teacher's Lounge somewhat drunk with sleep deprivation*
Well hell, my fair friends, this place is dead!
*Nobody is in the room as they are all asleep in their chambers*
*Finn rummages in the ice chest for some popsicles.*

Current Mood: sleepy
Sunday, June 10th, 2007
2:51 pm
[professorpimp]
I fea many things...
Hey...who the hell took my chocolate milk from the stupid refrigerator?

Anyway...*grumble*...How's everyone's class going so far?

Stupid kids in mine don't seem to understand the complexity of wallpaper, scoff!

Sometimes I wonder why the hell I moved here in the first place, I do miss Pollo Loco so *looks off into the sky*.

Ummm, anyway, yes, now I have to go and try to steal milk from the kitchens. Wish me luck!

Current Mood: Sometimes I just want to...
Saturday, June 9th, 2007
10:36 am
[profgigicortez]
Professor GiGi Cortez walked slowly down the dark corridor. She knew they were there, lurking in the shadows... the portraits. 
A soft cough echoed through the corridor. She screamed, not knowing which direction it came from. "Don't come any closer! I know you're there! I know what you're up to! You'll never succeed!" She began to run but started rolling abruptly when she encountered a stair case. 
THUD! 
Another cough sounded through the darkness, sounding suspiciously like maniacle laughter.
Friday, June 8th, 2007
9:53 pm
[finn_swindle]
Bam!

*Professor Finn Swindle enters the teacher's lounge*
He says: Shit, guys, this place is empty... Oh, nice avatar! Esmeralda's work, I presume?
*cricket*
"Professor Swindle sighs*

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